大千世界:世界各地搞怪離婚禮物集合

2012-10-04 11:25:38 

Divorce Photo Album 離婚相冊(cè)

大千世界:世界各地搞怪離婚禮物集合 

      Italian photographer Gianni Fasolini heard that the divorce rate is going up and got a brilliant idea. "People celebrate a marriage as a milestone in their lives, but a divorce is an important event too," he explained. "so I started to offer photo sessions for freshly divorced couples – them smiling or shaking hands or in some cases even kissing.

      意大利攝影師Gianni Fasolini聽說(shuō)離婚率持續(xù)走高便突發(fā)奇想,發(fā)明了這個(gè)離婚相冊(cè)。他解釋說(shuō),“人們認(rèn)為結(jié)婚是人生的一個(gè)里程碑,所以值得紀(jì)念。離婚又何嘗不值得紀(jì)念呢?我為剛剛離婚的夫婦拍攝離婚照,他們有的微笑,有的握手,還有的接吻呢。”

離婚唱片 Divorce Music Album

大千世界:世界各地搞怪離婚禮物集合 

      During divorce everyone feels a little depressed. That's why hearing a CD with the greatest divorce music may be a good option. It combines music from all genres and eras into one package. I recommend giving it to anyone who is facing separation/divorce/ or a break-up.

      離婚的人總會(huì)覺得有點(diǎn)難過(guò),所以聽一張囊括了各個(gè)時(shí)期各個(gè)種類音樂的離婚唱片是個(gè)不錯(cuò)的選擇。我建議,無(wú)論是分手、分居還是離婚的人,最好人手一張。

蘋果離婚軟件 Divorce iPhone App

大千世界:世界各地搞怪離婚禮物集合 

      If your marriage is feeling the strain, you may wish to take a look at the Divorce? The app, written by one of the UK's leading family lawyers, doesn't encourage divorce,but if you're a bit further along in that process, the app is a pocket-sized guide that lays out lots of the information you might find useful and that you can discreetly take with you for some quite reading. Available from the app store now.

      如果你想離婚,你知道該怎么離嗎?一款由英國(guó)頂尖的家庭律師編寫的軟件告訴你怎么做。這款軟件并非是要鼓勵(lì)離婚,只不過(guò),當(dāng)你有了這款軟件在手,你就等于擁有了一本離婚指南,方便你認(rèn)真研讀。這款軟件現(xiàn)已上市,各大軟件商店有售。

離婚求生包 Divorce Survival Kit

大千世界:世界各地搞怪離婚禮物集合 

      Give the man who's going through a divorce a little moral support with this Divorce Survival Kit for Him. The kit includes: A Nudie Book - for those lonely nights ahead; Spanish Fly Pill - if he ever gets another date; Legal Fee Voucher - free consultation with Wee, Fukkem, and Howe Law Firm; Toothbrush - to brush the bad taste in his mouth.

      離了婚的男人有時(shí)需要一些精神支柱,那就送他一個(gè)離婚求生包吧,里面含有美女寫真(陪伴他度過(guò)漫漫長(zhǎng)夜),壯陽(yáng)藥(他可以在下次約會(huì)時(shí)使用),法律咨詢優(yōu)惠券(可以在各大知名律師行享受優(yōu)惠服務(wù)),牙刷(刷掉他那一口惡臭)。

廚房用具 Kitchen Utensil

大千世界:世界各地搞怪離婚禮物集合 

      Not only functional, but also therapeutic, "The Ex" Knife Set and Holder is a five-piece knife set plus holder that makes for the perfect gift. Constructed with heavy-gauge durable stainless steel, each knife offers a razor-sharp precision, ergonomically designed for comfortable handle.

      這件禮物不僅實(shí)用,而且還有心理治療的功效。“前任”刀架組包含了五把刀和一個(gè)刀架,采用不銹鋼制造,鋒利無(wú)比,刀把采用人體工程學(xué)設(shè)計(jì),手感舒適實(shí)乃送禮之佳品。

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